hurts like heaven by Kingking Ong

Just and everyday crazy, beach loving, hyena laughing, music lover girl who loves life ;)

What are you listening to right now: Whatever's on my profile

Killed Anybody: Nope

Zodiac Sign: Libra

Crushing on: Any guy with a six pack (eight is fine by me too), dark hair, green or blue eyes, tan.

Milkshake Flavor- Mint Chocolate Chip! :D

Last Person You Texted: Myself through my friend's phone

Easiest Person To Talk To: My best friends.... and my mom

Favorite Subject: English/Language Arts, I hate Maths.

Favorite Color- White (That's a colour right?)

Favorite Drink: Water (or virgin pina colada)

Favorite Place: The beach!


Ladies and gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

(A/N Stands for 'Authors note')

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(A/N: Well that sucks... I was getting quite good at it-Aussie Beauty).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(A/N:The shoplifter special?- Aussie Beauty)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(A/N: And that would be how?- Aussie Beauty)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(A/N: But, that's only a suggestion- Aussie Beauty).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(A/N:Well...duh, a bit late, huh!- Aussie Beauty)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought... Never mind don't answer that- Aussie Beauty)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(A/N: But wouldn't this save me more time? Not to mention a nice burnt looking tan-Aussie Beauty )

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(A/N: We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.- Aussie Beauty)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(A/N: And...I'm taking this because?- Aussie Beauty)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(A/N: As opposed to...what, space?- Aussie Beauty)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(A/N: Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit confused here.- Aussie Beauty)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(A/N: Really? You don't say, I would have never have guessed that- Aussie Beauty)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(A/N: Step 3: Fly Delta? Throw the wrapper somewhere?- Aussie Beauty)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(A/N: Aww! I wanted to fly!- Aussie Beauty)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (A/N: I’m like a pro now! I swear I would be a trillionaire by now.- Aussie Beauty)


We're Teenage girls. We stay up way too late. Obsess over our hair. Have that one guy that makes our heart skip a beat. We watch chick flicks, and pretend to be the main character, pretend our own love lives are exactly as bustling. We read way too many celeb mags and tear out the eye candy. We're a little off about every 28 days ;). We listen to music that relates to our current situation. Incessantly. We also don't have the highest self-esteem. So take us as we are, or don't bother trying. (A/N: LOL so true ;) )


If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're obsessed with music, copy and paste this into your profile.


My favourite Things To Do/And Like:

-The number 4 and 20.
-Dreaming about living in the past or in the 1950's.
-Wearing bracelets
-Photography. I ADORE that!
-Writing fantasy/fiction novels/stories.
-Making my friends laugh.
-See people smiling.

Gifs I made:


Shake it Emma! Shake it!

Woah you go Taylor! Oh and Zac *drools*

Haha surprise Justin!

Harry casually ignoring Niall, gotta love that!

Oh Niall!

Oh yea!

Oh my gosh! This is my jam!

Smile Taylor! Smile!

Haha! Taylor!

^Made by DarlingImTheRealSassMaster^

Okay so if you read my bio/fun stuff congrats and I hope you have a nice day/night/afternoon! Thanks for reading and I hope that yo also enjoyed it.

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  1. Judianne12 avatar

    On Mon, Dec 30, 2013 at 6:58 AM, Judianne12 said:

    Hi, I saw on someones blog that you have a Havanese? Me too!

  2. gene13 avatar

    On Thu, Dec 19, 2013 at 9:21 PM, gene13 said:

    nice profile seen your forum question...i love the beach...im a California Boy....beach life is mandatory : )

  3. Fearless Blood avatar

    On Thu, Jul 25, 2013 at 1:43 PM, Fearless Blood said:

    as Swifties have to help Taylor to win the nominations for the Teen Choice Awards 2013
      how to vote?
    http://www.teenchoiceawards.com/register.aspx here's the link... can give click in Teen Choice Awards Taylor for that they need to register with your data and support Taylor to take home awards.
    send this message to your friends.

  4. SoMelodyXO avatar

    On Mon, Jul 8, 2013 at 4:17 PM, SoMelodyXO said:

    Thanks for all your comments!

  5. Carter Buckner avatar

    On Mon, Jul 8, 2013 at 8:58 AM, Carter Buckner said:

    What is a "Libra"? (It sounds pretty cool.)

  6. EnchantedJen13 avatar

    On Wed, May 29, 2013 at 4:31 AM, EnchantedJen13 said:

    I adore your avatar and profile! Especially the gifs! :P

  7. SoMelodyXO avatar

    On Sun, May 5, 2013 at 7:28 AM, SoMelodyXO said:

    Thank you for all the wonderful comments!

  8. taylorswift4ever11 avatar

    On Sat, Apr 20, 2013 at 9:57 AM, taylorswift4ever11 said:

    My favorite taylor swift song changes daily and ther usually isnt a story behind it.........2day it is probably 22

  9. Drop Everything Meow avatar

    On Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 5:34 AM, Drop Everything Meow said:

    Thank you I'm wonderstruck by you profile too!! i'm reading you fanfic right now IT IS AMAZING

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    On Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 5:34 PM, Never Grow Up said:


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