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hurts like heaven by Kingking Ong
Just and everyday crazy, beach loving, hyena laughing, music lover girl who loves life ;)
What are you listening to right now: Whatever's on my profile
Killed Anybody: Nope
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Crushing on: Any guy with a six pack (eight is fine by me too), dark hair, green or blue eyes, tan.
Milkshake Flavor- Mint Chocolate Chip! :D
Last Person You Texted: Myself through my friend's phone
Easiest Person To Talk To: My best friends.... and my mom
Favorite Subject: English/Language Arts, I hate Maths.
Favorite Color- White (That's a colour right?)
Favorite Drink: Water (or virgin pina colada)
Favorite Place: The beach!
Ladies and gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too
(A/N Stands for 'Authors note')
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(A/N: Well that sucks... I was getting quite good at it-Aussie Beauty).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(A/N:The shoplifter special?- Aussie Beauty)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(A/N: And that would be how?- Aussie Beauty)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(A/N: But, that's only a suggestion- Aussie Beauty).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(A/N:Well...duh, a bit late, huh!- Aussie Beauty)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought... Never mind don't answer that- Aussie Beauty)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(A/N: But wouldn't this save me more time? Not to mention a nice burnt looking tan-Aussie Beauty )
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(A/N: We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.- Aussie Beauty)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(A/N: And...I'm taking this because?- Aussie Beauty)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(A/N: As opposed to...what, space?- Aussie Beauty)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(A/N: Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit confused here.- Aussie Beauty)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(A/N: Really? You don't say, I would have never have guessed that- Aussie Beauty)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(A/N: Step 3: Fly Delta? Throw the wrapper somewhere?- Aussie Beauty)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(A/N: Aww! I wanted to fly!- Aussie Beauty)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (A/N: I’m like a pro now! I swear I would be a trillionaire by now.- Aussie Beauty)
We're Teenage girls. We stay up way too late. Obsess over our hair. Have that one guy that makes our heart skip a beat. We watch chick flicks, and pretend to be the main character, pretend our own love lives are exactly as bustling. We read way too many celeb mags and tear out the eye candy. We're a little off about every 28 days ;). We listen to music that relates to our current situation. Incessantly. We also don't have the highest self-esteem. So take us as we are, or don't bother trying. (A/N: LOL so true ;) )
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're obsessed with music, copy and paste this into your profile.
My favourite Things To Do/And Like:
-The number 4 and 20.
-Dreaming about living in the past or in the 1950's.
-Photography. I ADORE that!
-Writing fantasy/fiction novels/stories.
-Making my friends laugh.
-See people smiling.
Gifs I made:
Shake it Emma! Shake it!
Woah you go Taylor! Oh and Zac *drools*
Haha surprise Justin!
Harry casually ignoring Niall, gotta love that!
Oh my gosh! This is my jam!
Smile Taylor! Smile!
^Made by DarlingImTheRealSassMaster^
Okay so if you read my bio/fun stuff congrats and I hope you have a nice day/night/afternoon! Thanks for reading and I hope that yo also enjoyed it.
They say 'Behind every girl's favorite song is an untold story', so with that saying, what is your favorite Taylor Swift song? Is there a special meaning behind it to you? Why is it your favorite? Is there another artist that relates to you? Comments please!