Taylor Swift

This is a super awesome parody written towards spammers by another TC member, CluelessClueless: Clueless' Profile It made me laugh so hard :)



I remember when you logged on the first time
Saying "this is it, I've had enough" cos like
I hadn't been on TC in a month when you said I should watch sports (what?)

Then you come around again and say "Maybe you'd like to see this different football game?"
Really?
Remember how you lasted for a day, you said "here's football", we banned you, you came back, more football

Oooooooh you came online again last night but Oooooooh this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

I don't ever ever wanna watch the football
I will never ever ever wanna watch the football
You go post on forums, post on your blog, post on mine
But I will never ever ever ever wanna watch the football

I'm really gonna miss your spammy links
They were so obvious after one short glimpse
Then you would go away to find your piece of mind
And write a blog post that's much cooler than mine

Oooooooh, you blogged again for hours last night but oooooooh this time, I'm telling you I'm telling you


I don't ever ever wanna watch the football
I will never ever ever wanna watch the football
You go post on forums, post on your blog, post on mine
But I will never ever ever ever wanna watch the football

I used to think TC was much better better
Then you posted trash I've seen nothing like ever

So I go onto this thread and it says "watch Monday Night Football" and I'm like this is exhausting, I never wanna watch the football, like, ever.

I don't ever ever wanna watch the football
I will never ever ever wanna watch the football
You go post on forums, post on your blog, post on mine
But I will never ever ever ever wanna watch the footbal