I saw a thread for misheard lyrics in Taylor's songs, but didn't see one for misheard lyrics in any songs (including Taylor's songs). So... yeah. Post lyrics you've misheard here :)

Here's some of the one's I've misheard:

Song & artist: Live To Party - the Jonas Brothers
What I heard: So tired of routines, there's dead girls on it all
Actual lyric: So tired of routines, the day goes on and on

Song & artist: Consider Me Gone - Reba
What I heard: If you don't get drunk, hold my keys
Actual lyric: If you don't get drunk on my kiss.

Song & artist: Someone To Call My Lover - Janet Jackson
What I heard: He'll drive a (swear word) car (sorry, didn't want to actually swear. I was like "whaaaa???? How did this make it onto a NOW cd???")
Actual lyric: He'll drive a funky car

Song & artist: Can't Have You - the Jonas Brothers
What I heard: I don't wanna fall asleep, cuz I don't wanna (swear word) it up (again, just didn't want to swear.)
Actual lyric: I don't wanna fall asleep, cuz I don't know if I'll get up

Song & artist: Sugar We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy
What I heard: You know it's not complex, cooking with pudding
Actual lyric: A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

Song & artist: Hot Stuff - Donna Summer (but I misheard it in Allison Iraheta's live performance of it on American Idol.)
What I heard: Hot, hot, hot, hot sauce / Hot, hot, hot / How's that hot sauce baby this evening? (It was the first time I'd ever heard that song, and I was so so SO confused as to why someone would write a song about hot sauce. And even more confused as to why someone would chose to sing it on Idol)
Actual lyric: Hot, hot, hot, hot stuff / Hot, hot, hot / How's that hot stuff baby this evening?


I love misheard lyrics because they're usually SO funny! :) What are some you guys have misheard?